Comments on: I’m thinking about buying some friends. How much are they? Would it be cheaper than broadband?

By: chillgirl87

chillgirl87 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:32:59 +0000

I have recently stepped into the business of buying friends. In my neighborhood its called double F…H "friends for hire" respectively. Its a good program. You can send in for what you are looking for. Someone to hit the pubs with? Someone to listen to you b!tch and moan? Someone to play ball with? There are many categories. My new friend Alyssa was a cheapy! However she gets to insult me once/hour. Which is ok considering the price. I have never felt more complete. Oh and in the program once you purchase three and have them for a month straight…no trade ins… you get one for free! OH man there goes my IQ. But that was fun. What a retarded answer huh? lol. Bye now.
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Owner and frequent buyer from FFH!

By: No_Imagination

No_Imagination — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 04:42:59 +0000

Buying friends sounds like an idea, it also sounds like your already on drugs because that was the only part of the quetion that made sense.
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By: bryanzcrnr

bryanzcrnr — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 04:15:59 +0000

Sounds like you just hit a wall. Maby you should change the people you hang with. Also I think most people aren't racist but talk like they are. Besides you calling them Dumb bastards makes you narrow minded also. I know your pretty pissed and I'm not trying to fight with you. I'm just saying that everyone has free will and that's why they can do and say what they want. Whether its good or bad. As for the drugs, they say that they can contribute to depression and no one wants you dead. Have you ever heard the expression, don't take life so serious your not going to make it out alive. So just make it all about you and your family and if it gets to bad, do a one eighty and start over, new friends, new job. Good luck.
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By: ejd1179

ejd1179 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:26:59 +0000

You can’t buy friends dear what planet are you from??
second thoughts don’t answer that.
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By: Dr who

Dr who — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:42:59 +0000

You buy cheap you get cheap.
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By: Buffet4life

Buffet4life — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:13:59 +0000

I'll be your friend. $99.99 per week gives you a 30 minute phone call once a week and daily email updates on the benefits of taking medicine for your condition
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By: katship

katship — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:28:59 +0000

You are right I won't answer because I think you are rambling nonsense.
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By: Fatty

Fatty — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:21:59 +0000

isnt it racist to hassle racists. i think you should hassle everyone.
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By: confuzoid

confuzoid — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:07:59 +0000

do you keep the receipt

for the friends that you buy

aint it bittersweet

you were only just getting by
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noel gallagher