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January 28, 2010For example, would God buy a reputable program like Raxco PerfectDisk to keep the earth’s hard drive defragmented? Or, would He instead go on the cheap with some Chinese knock-off like "Hard Diskette Defragmenterer" with a sales line that reads, "Make hard drive faster go!"
Could the latter explain the issues suffered by earth here and now? Are humans the dust clogging the air intake vents in God’s master computer?
He apparently used windows…
Which explains a lot, actually.
He’s getting a new laptop this Christmas.
Horaayy..there are 7 comment(s) for me so far ;)
I would be interested as to what operating system he was using, sure.
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He’s using an Apple….
After all, there is video evidence of him using an iPhone as well:
http://www.youtube.com/user/misterdeity
(can’t remember in which one of the films. Check it our yourself.)
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He uses HAL 9000 V.02
Upgraded and programed to believe in God. Which will inevitably cause more disastrous problems.
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God has a mac.
I’m just sayin’
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He apparently used windows…
Which explains a lot, actually.
He’s getting a new laptop this Christmas.
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He has a SSD, you don’t defrag those.
Your behind the tech curve
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Lol, he’d probably download a virus by accident and screwed everything up. Who knows, maybe that’s what’s wrong with the world.
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